trouble trouble

[shunshin_no_shishi]

[ Shisui is in a LOAD of trouble. For texting random people. And telling them they all have STDs. And tricking Naruto into coming over and bringing his game. Hashirama and Neji and TEMARI are out to get him. And so, what does he do? Yes. CHUCK THAT PHONE UP ON MADARA'S ROOF. And then he texts Itachi using his old phone. ]

Tachi. I think I'm in big trouble :(

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[brbpokingsasuke.livejournal.com]

...And what shithole did you dig yourself into this time?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Where are you? Need to talk.

[brbpokingsasuke.livejournal.com]

I'm at home like a normal person, you buffoon. Grading papers.

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ Ten minutes later, he bursts into their house, all out of breath, having run like a crazy person all the way from Madara's place ]

Shit. I think I'm gonna die! [ Collapse ]

[brbpokingsasuke.livejournal.com]

_{[ blinku ]}

...Do you care to tell me exactly what is going on now?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Ha-Hashirama is gonna kill me. And this other chick. I told her I gave her an STD. She's gonna... castrate me. And this other person. I think it's the girl's husband or boyfriend. I think he's gonna kill me twice. [ PANTPANTPANTPANT ]

[brbpokingsasuke.livejournal.com]

...... <sub>[ Itachi stays silent for a very long time... ]

[ SLAMS HIS GRADEBOOK CLOSED ]</sub>

...I have no sympathy for you.

You are not welcome in my bed tonight. _{[ gets up from the sofa and goes upstairs and slams the door closed as hard as he can, even going so far as to lock it ]}

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ blinkblink ]

But-- Tachi--!!

[ Scrambles up and follows him up to his room, only to have the door slam in his face. And when he tries to open it, the handle wouldn't budge D: ] Itachi! Listen! It- it was just a joke! They don't even know it's me, I was just fooling around. Itachi! [ Bangs on the door ]

[ He doesn't really get why Itachi would be so mad at him |: ]

[brbpokingsasuke.livejournal.com]

_{[ Pulling the desk chair up to the door, Itachi plunks down in it and folds his arms across his chest, his eyeballs bleeding from black into scarlet in complete and utter contempt and rage. Prepare yourself, Shisui. He is about to verbally rip you a new one! ]}

Let me explain this to you in easy terms so you can understand the magnitude of what you have just done, you simpleton.

I imagine you thought this would be great fun, yes? Another 'social experiment', perhaps? Your versions of social experiments are shit, Shisui. They are completely flawed and you do them on unwilling subjects and in uncontrolled environments! You don't only get yourself into trouble when you do them, you also crucify me when you do them!

I imagine if Hashirama does find out you are the user and therefore culprit of whatever technology you used to pull your scheme, he is going to demand I fire you! ...Obviously, I can't do that. These kids have too many issues, and where the hell am I going to find another guidance counselor on such short notice...?

...Kids. What if you were harassing students?! What if parents call up to the school and we get sued? You want to know who will demand your severed head on a pike? Kakuzu!

It's not like we can just hope that another Hyuuga with deep pockets will miraculously enroll in our school and be our financial savior like what with that Neji kid! As far as I am concerned, that was a fluke; a one time only deal!

IS ANY OF THIS MAKING SENSE TO YOU.

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ Shisui is now sitting cross-legged on the floor just in front of the other side of the bedroom door, head bowed in shame and picking at the fluffy carpet. ]

[ At the end of Itachi's huge reprimanding speech, and especially at that last sentence, he flinches, ripping out carpet fluff faster. ]

[ In a tiny voice...: ] I.. I'm really sorry... I didn't think anything through. When you put it like that... [ He brings his hands up to cover his face now, feeling like an utter idiot for having done what he did. Why was it so hard for him to act mature?! He is not going to mention the part about Konan sending him those photographs |: He really should have stopped playing along when she'd sent the first one! ] What... What am I supposed to do now...?

[brbpokingsasuke.livejournal.com]

...I'm not solving this problem for you. Not this time around. Absolutely, positively not.

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ His fingers curl over his brows for a second or two before he brings his hands away from his face. There's a huge ball of fluff on the carpet where he's pulled out all that stuff. Oops >.> ]

Alright.

[ Looks like he was on his own this time. Shisui rises from his spot, turning around to the room opposite. ]

I'll figure something on my own, then. [ Just don't expect it to be any better than what he has already gotten himself into .______. ]

[ ...Now he might do something terribly stupid like call people up and apologize |8 ]

[brbpokingsasuke.livejournal.com]

...Ugh. Don't do that, either. You'll only dig your grave deeper. Just... leave it be for now. I'll obviously have to think of some way to get you out of this mess... as usual.

Leave me for a while so I can think. _{[ gets up from the chair and places it back under the desk ]}

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ Sighs and throws open the door to the guest room, where he's staying (on those domestic dispute days he was not welcome in Itachi's room~), and walks up straight to the piano, plunks down on the seat, and opens it. Touching the keys for a moment or two, he then begins to play... something that sort of fits his mood? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxFww4UyHdI&feature=related) Yeah. Something like that. ]