YAOI 8DD

[shunshin_no_shishi]

Shisui is in his office, legs extended and crossed on his desk, looking at yaoi manga. You probably can tell because his cheeks are pink, and the apple he is eating has only a nibble in its side.

8D Come on, walk in on him~




[ooc: FFF YOU GUYSSSS Wake up!! D: Get this place alive and kicking and full of crazy. Seriously. I might even get Shishi to get in some LCD so they all can go Acid trippin ]

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I'm sure you do. [ He glares at him momentarily. Shisui better stop trying to analyze him. His issues with women is not the problem here. ]

Masturbating in public. It's a crime, un. I could report you. [ He waves the book right in front of Shisui. ]

Just imagine-- if one of the students walked in ... [ He leans closer. ] -and caught you pleasuring yourself- [ His figure is towering over the other. ] -What would you do then? You'll probably never land another job again. [ And he's practically in his face. ]

What do you have to say to defend yourself?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Obviously I do~ [ Gringrin~ He's wondering who he could pair you up with now, Dei. Uh oh. ]

What! I wasn't even touching myself! D8< Now you're just taking a little thing and making it a big dea-- [ a-ah... too close, Deidara. Too close. The main character in that book is a blond. Don't make this hard for himmmm ] That's... that's only if a student saw me.

What defense? You don't even have a case to begin with |8

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

[ He will blow you up if you do such a thing. ]

Two minutes later and you would be touching yourself. Don't lie, un. [ He parts his lips, leaning in and-- pressing their foreheads together, only briefly, as if headbutting him. ] I can still report you. It won't look good on your record.

I have a pretty strong case. [ He pulls away, still holding the book up. ] I got the prove right here.

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ He will still do it. Good luck trying to deter him from his mission. ]

[ hrofmgvorn What?! TOO CLOSE! ] Uh-- [ SWALLOWS, just blushing madly right now. Why so cruel Deidara? ] You can. But you won't.

[ He leans forward then and reaches out for the book, fingers curled around it, gripping it tight. ] Not if I were to take away all your evidence~

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

Ah. [ He blinks before taking out his cell phone. Snap. He takes a nice shot of Shisui holding the porn book. Oh, the front cover is showing and everything. ]

Did you honestly think my evidence would be that book by itself? [ Thank you for falling into his trap. Deidara shrugged, lashes low and that cunning smirk on his face meant no good. ] You're too cute, un.

[ He moved out of the table. ] Thanks for all the information.

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ D8< Not so fast!! You're forgetting that he's super fast, and he's already recovered enough to reach out for your phone, Deidara. Unfortunately, he has grabbed you before you can get off the desk, in quite a compromising position (sorry~), and you may or may not feel his chin brushing your shoulder when he leans forward and curls his fingers over your phone (and maybe around your fingers also. oops), snatching it away before you can blink and then chuckling as he rolls over on the desk, lying flat while he browsed through the pictures and started deleting the correct one~ He also bursts out laughing at an old text message he'd anonymously sent that one night he felt like fooling around with people 8D ] You seriously still have this??

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

[ There was only silence from Deidara's end, and if you look close enough- he was, somewhat, shivering.

This would be the best time to remember his anger management classes, but he really wanted to hurt the other. He walked up to him and snatched the phone from his grasp, shoving it inside his pocket. ]

Don't touch my phone, Uchiha.

LOL DEI IS LIKE THE WEATHER XD

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ And the phone was gone. Just like that. But he still managed to get that picture deleted. Wait. Or did he accidentally upload it onto Facebook?! D8 ]

Oi... [ What what. He may have figured out the key to why Deidara was single! ]

Hn. [ He sits up on his desk, legs crossed now, chin resting in his hand as he tilted his head and looked at the blond. ] I won't if you stop taking pictures of me without my permission. That's illegal too, y'know. [ Just smiling at you, not mocking or anything. That's just the way he is. ]

He's very special, yes c:

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

[ In all honesty, he's not looking.

Deidara, along with his anger issues, knew very well he was a difficult person. He didn't expect anyone to understand him. He's not asking anyone to understand him. He was pretty content in being alone for the rest of his life.

He scowls, but his tone is surprisingly calm. ]

I keep a lot of private stuff in my phone. Don't touch again. Got it?

as he should be, A TICKING BOMB 8D

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ FFF Artists. Why so dramatic~? ]

[ He raises his hand here, palm facing up, a gesture of surrender ] Aye.

[ There's an awkward pause here, because he knows he'd gone and done something wrong. Well, it wasn't entirely his fault, but Shisui knows that he can't really go to bed at night with a head full of guilt. In this case, 30% guilt. ] Sorry... about that. And... [ scratches his chin gently ] for earlier.

[ LOL This second sorry is for the texting thing he did a few months ago. Quite the delayed apology there Shisui, you dumbass. ]

Exactly! :|

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[ Nobody understands their paaaaaain.

He narrows his eyes, huffing and turning to the side with his arms folded against his chest. ]

I had a feeling it was you. [ That incident didn't bother him at all. It was one of those things that he was good at ignoring. ]

You're horrible in lying, you know that?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ He's just going to stare at his hands now. And then shrug. ] Yeah, been told that many times.

[ He looks up at Deidara then, face just a question mark. ] So umm. Other than that old text and the picture, I swear I didn't read or see anything. [ Actually, he wants to know if you'd still talk to him after this D: ]

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I know.

[ Honey, if you'd seen the stuff in his phone, they wouldn't be having such a normal conversation. He knew Shisui is being honest here. Still-

He brings his hand up to rub at his forehead. Tch, he could feel a headache coming. ]

If you plan on reading porn, make sure to lock your door next time.

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ Aww man, he knew that look all too well. People seemed to get that often when they spoke to him. So here, have a Shisui hold out a packet of panadol (or aspirin if you're from the US). It's got For headaches resulting from interaction with the head-doctor written neatly in somebody else's hand and taped to the front. A little sentimental something a colleague from university had left him at their lab when working together~ ]

Will keep that in mind.

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

[ He blinks at the offered painkillers, and then spotting the hand writing— it earned Shisui a smile from the blond. ] Yeah, I’m glad I’m not the only one who finds you annoying, un. [ He reached over to take two pills and swallows them at once.

He sighs, stretching his arms up. ] Anyway, thanks for the, uh, information.

does Dei have his hand-mouths? If so Shishi doesn't know about them~

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Oi oi [ His expression is something in between a frown and a pout and he's ruffling his already horribly messy hair. ]

I'm not annoying. It's just that everyone else is so damn uptight all the time.

[ Swinging his legs off the side of the table, Shisui jumps down, standing in front of Deidara now. No more tent in pants, you are safe from nightmares~ ]

[ He extends his hand out in a handshake. Elite upbringing and all that, it has been hammered into their brains that one can never know another gentleman without engaging in a formal handshake. Shisui forgot that the first time they met, and at the Halloween party he was totally not himself to remember, but now... Now he was determined to change that. ]

He does.

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Uchiha.

[ He was about to leave, that is before Shisui offered his hand to shake. Deidara responds by staring at him for a long time. Is he serious? Who in his right mind would ask for a hand shake? His lips curled up, amused. ]

I’m not that mean. [ He would totally pull this trick on Itachi, and let him get bitten. But Shisui didn’t do anything horrible to him to deserve this. So, he lifts his hand up, exposing his palm to the other. Shisui is greeted by a wide, toothy grin. ]

oh wow

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ There a cheeky little smile there at that comment, and it remains for as long as Deidara stares at him. But that smile is totally wiped off when he notices Deidara's hand.. grinning back at him |8 ]

[ Cue a long moment of silence here, and maybe his jaw drops a little... ]

A-ah..?

[ His eyes light up like a child's, so excited at this discovery, and his gaze shoots to Deidara's other hand. ]

On that one too?!

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Mm. [ Ever so casually, he brings up his other hand, exposing the other mouth. Lips parted, tongue hanging out as if eager to taste the Uchiha. Maybe it was, Deidara keeps it to himself. ]

They bite. Therefore, I can’t shake your hand, or anyone’s. [ When he looks back at Shisui, there is a wicked smirk on his face. ]

There’s a third mouth.

say hello to pervert Uchiha~

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Holy shit. [ He has gotten so close to touching them, but his finger retracts when Deidara says they bite O.o But ahhh, this was. This was almost like having super powers! His eyes are still wide with amazement~ ]

My god... [ Being a man of science, (although Psychology wasn't necessarily classified as such, he still had degrees in Medicine and whatnot, which technically gives him the right to call himself a 'man of Science')curiosity gets the better of him and he brings Dei's wrists closer for inspection. ]

You must be amazing in bed!

[ Still beaming in amazement~ ] Are you serious? Where?!

oh dear

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

[ Deidara gives him a flat stare. Still can’t believe it took him this long to notice those things. As he held on to his wrists, the blond relaxed his shoulders, tilting his head to the side. They grin for Shisui, literally attempting to bite on his fingers, running their tongue over those teeth. ]

Four different mouths. I’ll leave it to your imagination, Uchiha. [ He smirks, pulling his hands free and leaning in, arms curling around Shisui’s shoulders. ]

Come closer and I’ll whisper it to your ear.

oh dear indeed 8D He will forever pester him now to find out how they work~ SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ Hey hey, it's not like Deidara flaunted them in front of his face and everywhere he went y'know |: This isn't something you'd except from any other person D< ]

[ He's still super excited about this, and now he's planning on doing some research. He's got a million and one questions to ask Deidara about them. Were they genetic? Were they a result of experimentation? How does he control them? What neural pathways did he tap to gain control? Good god this was such breakthrough potential in science for those wishing to transplant dismembered limbs! ]

[ And FOUR. Shit, he badly wanted to know where the other one was~ ]

O-okay~

[ Shisui hesitates a little, though, not sure if Deidara was going to bite his ear off or something, but eventually leans in closer, inch by inch, still hesitant, until he was close enough. ]

Deidara is NOT HAPPY. then again, when is he happy?

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

[ Good luck with your research. It's not like Deidara would allow himself to be a test subject to anyone. He'll probably end up beating your ass if you approach him about this.

Deidara smiled, pressing his lips against the Uchiha's ear; his breath is warm against his skin as he whispers. ]

Only a few people know about this. [ He slides his hands down his arms and up to his chest again. ] Tell me, are you capable of keeping a secret?

D: Lighten up Deidara. They need to go drinking together sometime >.> dramatic artists~

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ He probably won't use you as a lab rat Dei, but he will be holed up in his office reading and reading and reading and making plans and theorizing and coming up with possibilities... And then he would go back to the university and present his plans to his doctor pal there and together they might start experimenting on other folk 8D NOBEL LAUREATE IN THE MAKINGGGG! ]

[ Oi oi oi wait. Close. Too close |8

Shisui's smile fades when he feels lips on his ear and warm breath against it, and he practically shivers when the other brings his hands up to Shisui's chest. Of course, his heart is pounding like crazy against his chest... because this was so cool, scientifically speaking, and he was dying to know~

He shifts slightly, tad uncomfortable with being so close, but then again, this whole secrecy deal was making all of this that much more exciting vhoifvhfohnv TEMPTATION D< ]

I'm a psychiatrist. What did you expect? [ He was paid to keep secrets |: ]

Deidara is a horrible drunk. You don't want to do that :|

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[ You're way too excited about this, Shisui.

Deidara is practically pressing against him now, acting far too intimate with the other, and here comes the secret--

And-- he ended up flicking Shisui's forehead; deadpan. ]

As if I'd tell you, un. [ He pulls away, digging a hand inside his pocket and taking out another cigarette. ] Only those who end up seeing me naked can see the fourth mouth.