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shunshin_no_shishiShisui is in his office, legs extended and crossed on his desk, looking at yaoi manga. You probably can tell because his cheeks are pink, and the apple he is eating has only a nibble in its side.
8D Come on, walk in on him~
[ooc: FFF YOU GUYSSSS Wake up!! D: Get this place alive and kicking and full of crazy. Seriously.I might even get Shishi to get in some LCD so they all can go Acid trippin ]
8D Come on, walk in on him~
[ooc: FFF YOU GUYSSSS Wake up!! D: Get this place alive and kicking and full of crazy. Seriously.
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Exactly! :|
Date: 2011-12-13 06:50 pm (UTC)He narrows his eyes, huffing and turning to the side with his arms folded against his chest. ]
I had a feeling it was you. [ That incident didn't bother him at all. It was one of those things that he was good at ignoring. ]
You're horrible in lying, you know that?
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Date: 2011-12-13 07:01 pm (UTC)[ He looks up at Deidara then, face just a question mark. ] So umm. Other than that old text and the picture, I swear I didn't read or see anything. [ Actually, he wants to know if you'd still talk to him after this D: ]
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Date: 2011-12-14 03:08 am (UTC)[ Honey, if you'd seen the stuff in his phone, they wouldn't be having such a normal conversation. He knew Shisui is being honest here. Still-
He brings his hand up to rub at his forehead. Tch, he could feel a headache coming. ]
If you plan on reading porn, make sure to lock your door next time.
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Date: 2011-12-14 03:30 am (UTC)Will keep that in mind.
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Date: 2011-12-14 11:36 am (UTC)He sighs, stretching his arms up. ] Anyway, thanks for the, uh, information.
does Dei have his hand-mouths? If so Shishi doesn't know about them~
Date: 2011-12-14 11:50 am (UTC)I'm not annoying. It's just that everyone else is so damn uptight all the time.
[ Swinging his legs off the side of the table, Shisui jumps down, standing in front of Deidara now. No more tent in pants, you are safe from nightmares~ ]
[ He extends his hand out in a handshake. Elite upbringing and all that, it has been hammered into their brains that one can never know another gentleman without engaging in a formal handshake. Shisui forgot that the first time they met, and at the Halloween party he was totally not himself to remember, but now... Now he was determined to change that. ]
He does.
Date: 2011-12-14 12:09 pm (UTC)[ He was about to leave, that is before Shisui offered his hand to shake. Deidara responds by staring at him for a long time. Is he serious? Who in his right mind would ask for a hand shake? His lips curled up, amused. ]
I’m not that mean. [ He would totally pull this trick on Itachi, and let him get bitten. But Shisui didn’t do anything horrible to him to deserve this. So, he lifts his hand up, exposing his palm to the other. Shisui is greeted by a wide, toothy grin. ]
oh wow
Date: 2011-12-14 12:21 pm (UTC)[ Cue a long moment of silence here, and maybe his jaw drops a little... ]
A-ah..?
[ His eyes light up like a child's, so excited at this discovery, and his gaze shoots to Deidara's other hand. ]
On that one too?!
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Date: 2011-12-14 12:31 pm (UTC)They bite. Therefore, I can’t shake your hand, or anyone’s. [ When he looks back at Shisui, there is a wicked smirk on his face. ]
There’s a third mouth.
say hello to pervert Uchiha~
Date: 2011-12-14 12:47 pm (UTC)My god... [ Being a man of science, (although Psychology wasn't necessarily classified as such, he still had degrees in Medicine and whatnot, which technically gives him the right to call himself a 'man of Science')curiosity gets the better of him and he brings Dei's wrists closer for inspection. ]
You must be amazing in bed!
[ Still beaming in amazement~ ] Are you serious? Where?!
oh dear
Date: 2011-12-14 01:17 pm (UTC)Four different mouths. I’ll leave it to your imagination, Uchiha. [ He smirks, pulling his hands free and leaning in, arms curling around Shisui’s shoulders. ]
Come closer and I’ll whisper it to your ear.
oh dear indeed 8D He will forever pester him now to find out how they work~ SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH
Date: 2011-12-14 01:31 pm (UTC)[ He's still super excited about this, and now he's planning on doing some research. He's got a million and one questions to ask Deidara about them. Were they genetic? Were they a result of experimentation? How does he control them? What neural pathways did he tap to gain control? Good god this was such breakthrough potential in science for those wishing to transplant dismembered limbs! ]
[ And FOUR. Shit, he badly wanted to know where the other one was~ ]
O-okay~
[ Shisui hesitates a little, though, not sure if Deidara was going to bite his ear off or something, but eventually leans in closer, inch by inch, still hesitant, until he was close enough. ]
Deidara is NOT HAPPY. then again, when is he happy?
Date: 2011-12-14 04:14 pm (UTC)Deidara smiled, pressing his lips against the Uchiha's ear; his breath is warm against his skin as he whispers. ]
Only a few people know about this. [ He slides his hands down his arms and up to his chest again. ] Tell me, are you capable of keeping a secret?
D: Lighten up Deidara. They need to go drinking together sometime >.> dramatic artists~
Date: 2011-12-14 04:30 pm (UTC)[ Oi oi oi wait. Close. Too close |8
Shisui's smile fades when he feels lips on his ear and warm breath against it, and he practically shivers when the other brings his hands up to Shisui's chest. Of course, his heart is pounding like crazy against his chest... because this was so cool, scientifically speaking, and he was dying to know~
He shifts slightly, tad uncomfortable with being so close, but then again, this whole secrecy deal was making all of this that much more exciting vhoifvhfohnv TEMPTATION D< ]
I'm a psychiatrist. What did you expect? [ He was paid to keep secrets |: ]
Deidara is a horrible drunk. You don't want to do that :|
Date: 2011-12-14 04:51 pm (UTC)Deidara is practically pressing against him now, acting far too intimate with the other, and here comes the secret--
And-- he ended up flicking Shisui's forehead; deadpan. ]
As if I'd tell you, un. [ He pulls away, digging a hand inside his pocket and taking out another cigarette. ] Only those who end up seeing me naked can see the fourth mouth.
maybe if he gets him drunk he'd be able to find out where the fourth mouth is 8D
Date: 2011-12-14 05:04 pm (UTC)[ And right now he is pouting and scowling and frowning all at once - if that was even possible - rubbing his forehead where the other had flicked him. ]
Jerk. [ It's mumbled~ ] So you just wanted an excuse to rub up on me? [ Grin~ ♥ ]
maybe ... <_<
Date: 2011-12-14 05:20 pm (UTC)If I wanted to rub on you, I wouldn't bother with finding an excuse. I'll just do it, un.
[ Hence the hug he gave him the other day. He felt like it, so he did it. Simple as that. Deidara was rather comfortable with people physically. Emotionally? Not so much. He just fails in that area. ]
I don't even know you enough to share such details, man.
...Outcomes may not be very memorable though D:
Date: 2011-12-14 05:39 pm (UTC)[ He smirks here, though he is obviously disappointed in not knowing where the secret mouth was hidden. ]
Hn. [ Crosses his arms here and leans against the wall. He did take note. After all, he still hasn't forgotten the teddy bear squeeze from that other day |8 ] So I've noticed.
Mm, keeping secrets from me~ [ He chuckles to himself here. ] It's like dangling goodies right under my nose. I'm not going to stop until I find out, you know. And the less you tell, the more fun it is. Unfortunately, I have a bad habit of always trying to figure out what's underneath the underneath. So~ Expect me never to leave you alone henceforth 8D
And-- [ Aww man. Smoke. Cigarette smoke. That heavenly heavenly smell Shisui had done well to steer away from this past year but found himself giving in only a few days ago DX ] No smoking in my office. [ His fingers grip his sleeves a little too tight when he inhales some of the smoke, mentally kicking himself to not reach out and grab the cigarette so he could take a drag out of it instead. ]
from all the drinking? ffff
Date: 2011-12-14 05:59 pm (UTC)In other words, you're trying to get me naked, aren't you? How shameful.
[ He takes in another inhale of the toxic, not really bothered with what he had to say. He knew that face very well. He was craving the smoke. And so-- he stretched his arm forward, handing over his cigarette. ]
Take it.
....from the aftermath of what they will find themselves in the next morning D:
Date: 2011-12-14 06:24 pm (UTC)May I ask if it's genetic or...?
[ Shisui nearly tears holes in his shirt where he is gripping his sleeves when the cancer stick is offered to him, staring at it for a second or two before looking away. But the craving gets the better of him and he practically snatches it, greedy.
When he takes in that smoke, it's almost as if he's reached orgasm or something... |8 He has to lean forward and grip the back of the patient's chair, exhaling slowly, breathing in that smoke again, and he puts the butt of that cigarette back to his lips almost immediately, eyes fluttering closed when he takes in the next drag. ]
...Fuck... [ So good~ ]
yeah, it won't be pretty
Date: 2011-12-15 03:22 am (UTC)Oopse.
Deidara shrugs, lifting his hand up, using his other index finger to poke at the grinning mouth, fiddling with the tongue. ]
I'll only tell you this information. Don't bother asking for more, un. I was born with these. No idea how it happened, but I have four different mouths around my body. Simple as that.
pretty sure the cops will be involved, and they'll wake up in the same jail cell ;D
Date: 2011-12-15 03:35 am (UTC)[ Oh and eheheh. He-- He probably did~ Shisui suddenly feels complete, like Nirvana, this... this feeling~ Noting how the cigarette became noticeably smaller, he almost whines. ] No no... Last a little longer, come on...
...they shouldn't go out drinking then :|
Date: 2011-12-15 03:45 am (UTC)In his excuse, the money gained went for a good case-- he managed to travel and study art properly. ]
You do have girly eyes, you know. [ He smirks, placing a hand on his hip. ] I don't get the demon reference, though.
b'aww D: I keep picturing them as Harold n Kumar @ Guantanamo Bay. Dei= Harold. Shishi, Kumar |8
Date: 2011-12-15 04:00 am (UTC)Eh. [ He points the cigarette in Deidara's direction and tilts his head. ] Don't start now.
Mm. The demon reference? [ Another drag, and after exhaling that puff of smoke, he looks back at Deidara with red irises. ]
omg lmao! XD
Date: 2011-12-15 11:24 am (UTC)Deidara inched a little closer, leaning in, eyes narrowed and lips slightly parted. Not only they were red, they had some black designs, marks drawn over it. As an artist—he was rather impressed and fascinated by it. ]
… wow. [ He bites his lips, smiling. His fingers itched for contact, reaching out to delicately lift Shisui’s chin. ] They’re beautiful.
which is why they should 8D bomb their way our of prison or go batshit crazy on warden
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From:This guy can too, but probably not as much as Dei. He becomes a whole other person~
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