The psychology of anonymous flattery... and sexual harassment >.>

[shunshin_no_shishi]

[ On the way home after a rather refreshing run through the woods, Shisui stops by the store to get something quick to eat... when he chances upon a collection of prepaid cell phones. After much debating with himself, Shisui convinces himself that he should probably get one, and purchases a pink phone over the counter~ ]

[ On the way home, he comes within range of somebody's number and grins, sending a text to it... ]




Hello gorgeous! Remember me?




[ Jogging back home, Shisui waits for a reply. Rather, he hopes for a reply~ ]


ooc: He doesn't know whose number it is, so anyone can reply. Except maybe Itachi. And Sasuke. He knows your numbers by heart D: 

Comments

[daradarling.livejournal.com]

Good... you'll be moaning for me later this evening~

Just writhe beneath me and do what you always do~

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ Waitwaitwait... Shisui doesn't bottom. Unless... ]

...Where do you live?

[imwithteme.livejournal.com]

[Texting away--! He slumps down on the sofa. "Hey. Just got here. Waitin' for ya. Gonna play that game with Shisui again."]

I'm gonna beat you again!

[daradarling.livejournal.com]

Who said we're coming to my place? ;D

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ PHONE BEEPS |: ]

...

[ He quickly reads the text and goes red in the face, shutting off his phone altogether. OOPS! ]

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

...Where did you wanna meet then?

[daradarling.livejournal.com]

Why, your place, of course~ You started this conversation, why not be so kind to invite me to your humble abode~ ;D

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

That would be a problem. You see, my boyfriend lives with me. [ |8 ]

[daradarling.livejournal.com]

... A cheater, I like it~ ;D

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

What hey! I'm not a cheat. Not.. technically D:

[daradarling.livejournal.com]

Oh? Explain that, please.

[imwithteme.livejournal.com]

[Well, that was weird... He just stares at Shisui for a while, quietly picking his phone up again, still watching the Uchiha as he dials Sasuke's number... Weird. It's not connecting.]

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

[ Deidara's ways of flirting: Threatening people. ]

I would never do that.

[cagedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

...Who's texting you so fervently, Hinata? _{[ froooown ]}

[brbpokingsasuke.livejournal.com]

_{[ You better hope Itachi never, ever finds out about this. 'Cause you would be punted out of the house and onto the street and never let back inside, ever. Big jerk. Cheater. ;A; ]}

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

[Almost drops phone in surprise!]

An-anunknownnumber…. but at first they asked whether I remembered them andthenweaskedalotofquestionsandIhadassumeditwasKiba-kun,becauseonlyKiba-kunwoulddothat, but they’re not and now-I-I… don’t... know.

[cagedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

...I see. _{[ Oh Neji. Only you would be able to make sense of all that jumbling of words... |D ]}

......May I? _{[ holds out hand for phone ]}

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

… O-of course. [JUST. TAKE IT OFF HER.]

[cagedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

_{[ Neji of course, takes Hinata's phone without a second glance and begins furiously texting! >:| ]}

I don't know who you are or how you acquired this number... but if you do not cease and desist your ridiculous texting immediately, I'll call the police, pay them an exorbitant amount of money to track the signal from your cellular device, and I will cut you into tiny pieces and then bury you where no one will ever find your body.

Is that clear?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ Shisui is not looking at you, Naruto, but he can feel your eyes on him. So he pretends to dial some random number and puts it to his ear. ]

Hello? [ Pause ] Hm? No. I am not available tomorrow at the time you requested. Could we try Sunday? [ Pause ] Alright. Will do. [ Pause ] You too. [ Puts phone back in his pocket and turns to look at Naruto ]

...What's up?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ He is not cheating 'Tachi D: He's just trolling people. He finds it all hilarious, and he's going to chuck that phone at Madara's place so everyone can go beat up big bad uncle Maddy ;D ]

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[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

.... Even after I tell you that the real reason I contacted you was to inform you I've got a bad case of Gonorrhoea?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ ghrogorhvnjlj UM. Okay so this isn't fun anymore D: Shisui deletes the number off his list and decides he'll text someone else. Dang. Yeah, he'll have to think about where to put the phone after all this o.o Uncle Madara's house seems like the best idea... Yep. That way, everyone'll beat him up :D ]

[cagedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

There we go. _{[ hands Hinata's phone back to her and plants a kiss on the top of her head before walking away ]}

...Hey. If that person bothers you again. Let me know, okay?

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

Oh. [Squeak.] O-okay.

[Blushes a brilliant bright red, holding her phone limply in her hands as he walks away. Just what… did he say to them? o__o]