The psychology of anonymous flattery... and sexual harassment >.>

[shunshin_no_shishi]

[ On the way home after a rather refreshing run through the woods, Shisui stops by the store to get something quick to eat... when he chances upon a collection of prepaid cell phones. After much debating with himself, Shisui convinces himself that he should probably get one, and purchases a pink phone over the counter~ ]

[ On the way home, he comes within range of somebody's number and grins, sending a text to it... ]




Hello gorgeous! Remember me?




[ Jogging back home, Shisui waits for a reply. Rather, he hopes for a reply~ ]


ooc: He doesn't know whose number it is, so anyone can reply. Except maybe Itachi. And Sasuke. He knows your numbers by heart D: 

Comments

[murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com]

[Glances at the text- the number isn't in her contacts list so it's probably no one important.]

Nope. Not at all. Should I?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Aww c'mon, don't do this to me. It took me a whole year to find your number </3

[murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com]

... A year? And you still expect me to remember you?

....|8

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

....That's not what you said last time :( When will you begin to understand that I truly do love you?

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

[ You get a reply back in an hour or so. ]

Who are you?!

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ Just came out of the shower, so it takes him a while to wonder why some random person is texting him... Grinning, he texts back~ ]

Someone you know. Or may not know.

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

[ Between munching on his sandwich and watching his show, Deidara sends out another quick text. ]

I'm pretty sure I don't know you. The whole 'gorgeous' thing confirmed it.

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Fine. Handsome, then. [ He catches on that this is a guy he's texting~ Although in reality he might have still confused Dei for a woman... ]

/was too tempting 8D /texts

[pierced-paper.livejournal.com]

....HELLO?

XDD

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Hey angel. Miss me?

/assumes its Hashi or Pein :|

[pierced-paper.livejournal.com]

That depends, did you miss me?

rofl

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ Ohoho~ ]

You would miss me only if I missed you? :(
But yes, I did. Very much...

/wants to play 20 questions so bad fff

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

You may have to remind me... sorry!

whahaha sameeeee

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Oh come now, babe. You remember me (:

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ And then there's another text almost immediately ]

...What're you wearing right now?

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

Um. Can you give me a clue to who you are?

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

[CHUCKS PHONE AT WALL I mean- bluuuuush.]

Excuse me?

[imwithteme.livejournal.com]

[Blinks.]

Sasuke? Did ya get a new phone?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ Blinks as well. Now he's a little paranoid, checking windows and doors, wondering if someone's been spying on him. Eventually he figures it might be Naruto... ]

It would seem so, wouldn't it?

[imwithteme.livejournal.com]

[Strange. Well, it is Sasuke. He would answer like that.]

You okay?

[daradarling.livejournal.com]

[Madara will take any text that refers to him as being gorgeous. :| ]

Why, hello~ Why don't you give me a reminder? ;)

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ Snickers ]

...Woah, you mean to tell me you don't remember?

[daradarling.livejournal.com]

I'd love a personal reminder, that way I'll never forget...

[brbpokingsasuke.livejournal.com]

_{[ You better hope Itachi never, ever finds out about this. 'Cause you would be punted out of the house and onto the street and never let back inside, ever. Big jerk. Cheater. ;A; ]}

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ He is not cheating 'Tachi D: He's just trolling people. He finds it all hilarious, and he's going to chuck that phone at Madara's place so everyone can go beat up big bad uncle Maddy ;D ]