The psychology of anonymous flattery... and sexual harassment >.>

[shunshin_no_shishi]

[ On the way home after a rather refreshing run through the woods, Shisui stops by the store to get something quick to eat... when he chances upon a collection of prepaid cell phones. After much debating with himself, Shisui convinces himself that he should probably get one, and purchases a pink phone over the counter~ ]

[ On the way home, he comes within range of somebody's number and grins, sending a text to it... ]




Hello gorgeous! Remember me?




[ Jogging back home, Shisui waits for a reply. Rather, he hopes for a reply~ ]


ooc: He doesn't know whose number it is, so anyone can reply. Except maybe Itachi. And Sasuke. He knows your numbers by heart D: 

Comments

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Hey hey babe, calm down. You shouldn't really be castrating me, you know. It all started with an infected strap-on...

So, you see. It's not really my fault.

[murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com]

.. Don't call me that. I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. Are you going to tell me your address or not?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

That would be like inviting the devil over. No. I like my balls intact.
...Unless you wanted to get drunk again and go for round 5~?

[murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com]

[She doesn't reply straight away because she's busy screeching at the doctor to check everything.]

Sure. I mean, you already gave me whatever it is. [Totally bringing knives with her though >:|]

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

It's curable. And, I'm all clean now. [ Directs her to Madara's house 8D ]

[murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com]

[It seems too easy but it wouldn't hurt to go check the house.] You're a fucking dick.

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

And you're a stallion in bed :D

[murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com]

Creep. You are going to die painfully.

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ :D! He is running like the wind towards Madara's house, where he plans on dropping off that phoneeee ]