shunshin_no_shishi

YAOI 8DD

Shisui is in his office, legs extended and crossed on his desk, looking at yaoi manga. You probably can tell because his cheeks are pink, and the apple he is eating has only a nibble in its side.

8D Come on, walk in on him~

[ooc: FFF YOU GUYSSSS Wake up!! D: Get this place alive and kicking and full of crazy. Seriously. ~~I might even get Shishi to get in some LCD so they all can go Acid trippin~~ ]

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Well. I'm honest too. Perhaps not brutally honest, but I have my ways? [ This explains why Deidara had no girlfriend. Aha. Perhaps he could pull some strings and-- No no no, let's not get carried away here. ]

Are you trying to get me in trouble? [ Waves his hand here, dismissing the idea ] Serious charges for just a book? It wasn't like I was showing it to the students |: And... [ smirks ] You're reading it too, you know~

I'm sure you do. [ He glares at him momentarily. Shisui better stop trying to analyze him. His issues with women is not the problem here. ]

Masturbating in public. It's a crime, un. I could report you. [ He waves the book right in front of Shisui. ]

Just imagine-- if one of the students walked in ... [ He leans closer. ] -and caught you pleasuring yourself- [ His figure is towering over the other. ] -What would you do then? You'll probably never land another job again. [ And he's practically in his face. ]

What do you have to say to defend yourself?

Obviously I do~ [ Gringrin~ He's wondering who he could pair you up with now, Dei. Uh oh. ]

What! I wasn't even touching myself! D8< Now you're just taking a little thing and making it a big dea-- [ a-ah... too close, Deidara. Too close. The main character in that book is a blond. Don't make this hard for himmmm ] That's... that's only if a student saw me.

What defense? You don't even have a case to begin with |8

[ He will blow you up if you do such a thing. ]

Two minutes later and you would be touching yourself. Don't lie, un. [ He parts his lips, leaning in and-- pressing their foreheads together, only briefly, as if headbutting him. ] I can still report you. It won't look good on your record.

I have a pretty strong case. [ He pulls away, still holding the book up. ] I got the prove right here.

[ He will still do it. Good luck trying to deter him from his mission. ]

[ hrofmgvorn What?! TOO CLOSE! ] Uh-- [ SWALLOWS, just blushing madly right now. Why so cruel Deidara? ] You can. But you won't.

[ He leans forward then and reaches out for the book, fingers curled around it, gripping it tight. ] Not if I were to take away all your evidence~

Ah. [ He blinks before taking out his cell phone. Snap. He takes a nice shot of Shisui holding the porn book. Oh, the front cover is showing and everything. ]

Did you honestly think my evidence would be that book by itself? [ Thank you for falling into his trap. Deidara shrugged, lashes low and that cunning smirk on his face meant no good. ] You're too cute, un.

[ He moved out of the table. ] Thanks for all the information.

...?

[He doesn't get the embarrassment, Sensei]

What are we going to discuss for my appointment today? [Yup, going to just disregard the whole sex book thing now]

[ D8< Not so fast!! You're forgetting that he's super fast, and he's already recovered enough to reach out for your phone, Deidara. Unfortunately, he has grabbed you before you can get off the desk, in quite a compromising position (sorry~), and you may or may not feel his chin brushing your shoulder when he leans forward and curls his fingers over your phone (and maybe around your fingers also. oops), snatching it away before you can blink and then chuckling as he rolls over on the desk, lying flat while he browsed through the pictures and started deleting the correct one~ He also bursts out laughing at an old text message he'd anonymously sent that one night he felt like fooling around with people 8D ] You seriously still have this??

[ Oh good, because he wouldn't be able to explain it very well .-. ]

Whatever you want to discuss, Sai. [ Pulling his shirt over the tent in his pants. Ahem. ]

[ There was only silence from Deidara's end, and if you look close enough- he was, somewhat, shivering.

This would be the best time to remember his anger management classes, but he really wanted to hurt the other. He walked up to him and snatched the phone from his grasp, shoving it inside his pocket. ]

Don't touch my phone, Uchiha.

[ And the phone was gone. Just like that. But he still managed to get that picture deleted. Wait. Or did he accidentally upload it onto Facebook?! D8 ]

Oi... [ What what. He may have figured out the key to why Deidara was single! ]

Hn. [ He sits up on his desk, legs crossed now, chin resting in his hand as he tilted his head and looked at the blond. ] I won't if you stop taking pictures of me without my permission. That's illegal too, y'know. [ Just smiling at you, not mocking or anything. That's just the way he is. ]

I am not sure what to discuss Shisui.

[Sai stares at him fiddling with his shirt, but luckily he is unable to see his little 'problem' from here]

[ In all honesty, he's not looking.

Deidara, along with his anger issues, knew very well he was a difficult person. He didn't expect anyone to understand him. He's not asking anyone to understand him. He was pretty content in being alone for the rest of his life.

He scowls, but his tone is surprisingly calm. ]

I keep a lot of private stuff in my phone. Don't touch again. Got it?

[ clears throat ] Doctor Shisui. [ Damnit Sai, he earned those three PhD's D< ]

[ Ahhh good, he will carelessly place an open dictionary on his crotch then~ ] Hmm. How are you weekly drawing projects going? [ The ones he asked you to do forever ago ]

[ FFF Artists. Why so dramatic~? ]

[ He raises his hand here, palm facing up, a gesture of surrender ] Aye.

[ There's an awkward pause here, because he knows he'd gone and done something wrong. Well, it wasn't entirely his fault, but Shisui knows that he can't really go to bed at night with a head full of guilt. In this case, 30% guilt. ] Sorry... about that. And... [ scratches his chin gently ] for earlier.

[ LOL This second sorry is for the texting thing he did a few months ago. Quite the delayed apology there Shisui, you dumbass. ]

[ Nobody understands their paaaaaain.

He narrows his eyes, huffing and turning to the side with his arms folded against his chest. ]

I had a feeling it was you. [ That incident didn't bother him at all. It was one of those things that he was good at ignoring. ]

You're horrible in lying, you know that?

[ He's just going to stare at his hands now. And then shrug. ] Yeah, been told that many times.

[ He looks up at Deidara then, face just a question mark. ] So umm. Other than that old text and the picture, I swear I didn't read or see anything. [ Actually, he wants to know if you'd still talk to him after this D: ]

Doctor Shisui. [He repeats.]

My drawing projects have been going fine. Would you like to see them?

[He brings out his sketchbook- mostly filled with daily events that have happened recently in school.]

[ Much better. Ahem. ]

Mhmm. I would~ [ Dictionary almost slides off him, and he presses it in further, kinda yelping a little because ack, too much pressure~ ]

[He hands the sketchbook over to him]

...?

Are you hurt, Dr. Shisui? You sounded as if you are in pain.

[He doesn't even bother knocking, just walks right into Shisui's office, letting the door slam loudly against the wall behind it.]

Oi, Uh-- have you uh... got a mi--

What's that?

I know.

[ Honey, if you'd seen the stuff in his phone, they wouldn't be having such a normal conversation. He knew Shisui is being honest here. Still-

He brings his hand up to rub at his forehead. Tch, he could feel a headache coming. ]

If you plan on reading porn, make sure to lock your door next time.

[ Aww man, he knew that look all too well. People seemed to get that often when they spoke to him. So here, have a Shisui hold out a packet of panadol (or aspirin if you're from the US). It's got For headaches resulting from interaction with the head-doctor written neatly in somebody else's hand and taped to the front. A little sentimental something a colleague from university had left him at their lab when working together~ ]

Will keep that in mind.

AAAAH! I-IT-IT-IT-IT-WAAAA --ER! NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! D8< [ Book is pressed so hard to his groin right now, covering the obvious tent in his pants, and Shisui is stuck between trying to stand up or stay in position, face as red as a tomato, wishing he could just disappear! D8 ]

[ He chuckles nervously then, taking the sketchbook ]

A-ah-ha? N-no~ I'm fine~ [ Come on Shisuiiii, kill that too obvious blush, you're giving it all away DX ] Just uhm. Just a little muscle pull in the upper thigh. It should uhm... Go away soon~

[ Aaaah~ Looking at drawings and trying to drown out images. But then he remembers some of Sai's not so safe for work drawings and he suddenly has this naughty smile on his face while he's staring at a picture of the cafeteria |8 ]

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YAOI 8DD

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Sherrif of Nottingham!

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o-oh dear, that one

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LOL DEI IS LIKE THE WEATHER XD

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He's very special, yes c:

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as he should be, A TICKING BOMB 8D

Exactly! :|

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/will actually use NH acct after i fix icons on here -_-

I BELIEVE YOUUU

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