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[ On the way home after a rather refreshing run through the woods, Shisui stops by the store to get something quick to eat... when he chances upon a collection of prepaid cell phones. After much debating with himself, Shisui convinces himself that he should probably get one, and purchases a pink phone over the counter~ ]

[ On the way home, he comes within range of somebody's number and grins, sending a text to it... ]




Hello gorgeous! Remember me?




[ Jogging back home, Shisui waits for a reply. Rather, he hopes for a reply~ ]


ooc: He doesn't know whose number it is, so anyone can reply. Except maybe Itachi. And Sasuke. He knows your numbers by heart D: 

Date: 2011-10-23 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com
... A year? And you still expect me to remember you?

....|8

Date: 2011-10-23 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
....That's not what you said last time :( When will you begin to understand that I truly do love you?

Ehehehe

Date: 2011-10-23 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com
Uh, was I drunk last time? Or about to fuck you? Because that'd explain.. whatever I said.

ahhhh shishi what are you saying D:

Date: 2011-10-23 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
It was an actual fuck, not an 'about to'. We did it a few times before you passed out. [ Drying his hair faster and grinning like an idiot~ ]

<3 this isn't gonna end well xD

Date: 2011-10-23 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com
Right.. So, you fell in love with me because we fucked a few times. Yeah, I still have no idea who you are. [Although she doesn't exactly make a point of remember who she sleeps with.]

nope XDD

Date: 2011-10-23 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
No, not really. Thing is, I was diagnosed with something contagious around that time, and I forgot your name. I was asked to contact my sexual partners, but didn't have your number... Sorry about that.

... oh god

Date: 2011-10-23 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com
WHAT?! You are SO FUCKING DEAD.

[She's fine. She thinks......... :| Maybe she should go see a doctor.]

8DDD

Date: 2011-10-23 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
Wow. Um. I'm really sorry?

And... According to the doctor, a vaginal screening may not be sufficient. You blew me. And I distinctly remember fucking you in the ass as well. God, you're one wild chick. You can't blame a guy for falling in love~

Date: 2011-10-23 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com
Give me your name and address, and I'll make sure it's relatively painless when I castrate you. If you want to be difficult and make me track you down? (And trust me, I will find you.) You'll be screaming, and not in a fun way.

[But she's getting paranoid and is calling a doctor RIGHT NOW.]

Date: 2011-10-23 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
Hey hey babe, calm down. You shouldn't really be castrating me, you know. It all started with an infected strap-on...

So, you see. It's not really my fault.

Date: 2011-10-23 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com
.. Don't call me that. I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. Are you going to tell me your address or not?

Date: 2011-10-23 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
That would be like inviting the devil over. No. I like my balls intact.
...Unless you wanted to get drunk again and go for round 5~?

Date: 2011-10-23 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com
[She doesn't reply straight away because she's busy screeching at the doctor to check everything.]

Sure. I mean, you already gave me whatever it is. [Totally bringing knives with her though >:|]

Date: 2011-10-23 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
It's curable. And, I'm all clean now. [ Directs her to Madara's house 8D ]

Date: 2011-10-23 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com
[It seems too easy but it wouldn't hurt to go check the house.] You're a fucking dick.

Date: 2011-10-23 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
And you're a stallion in bed :D

Date: 2011-10-23 11:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com
Creep. You are going to die painfully.

Date: 2011-10-23 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
[ :D! He is running like the wind towards Madara's house, where he plans on dropping off that phoneeee ]

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