The psychology of anonymous flattery... and sexual harassment >.>

[shunshin_no_shishi]

[ On the way home after a rather refreshing run through the woods, Shisui stops by the store to get something quick to eat... when he chances upon a collection of prepaid cell phones. After much debating with himself, Shisui convinces himself that he should probably get one, and purchases a pink phone over the counter~ ]

[ On the way home, he comes within range of somebody's number and grins, sending a text to it... ]




Hello gorgeous! Remember me?




[ Jogging back home, Shisui waits for a reply. Rather, he hopes for a reply~ ]


ooc: He doesn't know whose number it is, so anyone can reply. Except maybe Itachi. And Sasuke. He knows your numbers by heart D: 

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[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

[Almost drops phone in surprise!]

An-anunknownnumber…. but at first they asked whether I remembered them andthenweaskedalotofquestionsandIhadassumeditwasKiba-kun,becauseonlyKiba-kunwoulddothat, but they’re not and now-I-I… don’t... know.

[cagedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

...I see. _{[ Oh Neji. Only you would be able to make sense of all that jumbling of words... |D ]}

......May I? _{[ holds out hand for phone ]}

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

… O-of course. [JUST. TAKE IT OFF HER.]

[cagedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

_{[ Neji of course, takes Hinata's phone without a second glance and begins furiously texting! >:| ]}

I don't know who you are or how you acquired this number... but if you do not cease and desist your ridiculous texting immediately, I'll call the police, pay them an exorbitant amount of money to track the signal from your cellular device, and I will cut you into tiny pieces and then bury you where no one will ever find your body.

Is that clear?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ ghrogorhvnjlj UM. Okay so this isn't fun anymore D: Shisui deletes the number off his list and decides he'll text someone else. Dang. Yeah, he'll have to think about where to put the phone after all this o.o Uncle Madara's house seems like the best idea... Yep. That way, everyone'll beat him up :D ]

[cagedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

There we go. _{[ hands Hinata's phone back to her and plants a kiss on the top of her head before walking away ]}

...Hey. If that person bothers you again. Let me know, okay?

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

Oh. [Squeak.] O-okay.

[Blushes a brilliant bright red, holding her phone limply in her hands as he walks away. Just what… did he say to them? o__o]

[cagedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

_{[ If you really want to know that badly, you could just always sift through your 'sent' folder... ]}

Oh, Hinata. One more thing.

Are you busy later this evening? I'd like to take you to dinner. And... the carnival is in town, so I thought perhaps... maybe afterwards... _{[ scritchyscritchy cheekbone ]}

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

Go... to the carnival? [Slowly tailing off the sentence, giving him a questioning look. Before breaking out into a girlishly silly smile. She always wanted to go!] ... That sounds lovely.

[cagedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

...Do you wish for me to pick you up at a specific time?

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

Ah- [Shakes head.] Whenever is most convenient for you. I will be sure to be ready..!

[cagedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

May I pick you up at seven o'clock this evening, then?

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

Mmhm. I-I'll... I'll see you then.