The psychology of anonymous flattery... and sexual harassment >.>

[shunshin_no_shishi]

[ On the way home after a rather refreshing run through the woods, Shisui stops by the store to get something quick to eat... when he chances upon a collection of prepaid cell phones. After much debating with himself, Shisui convinces himself that he should probably get one, and purchases a pink phone over the counter~ ]

[ On the way home, he comes within range of somebody's number and grins, sending a text to it... ]




Hello gorgeous! Remember me?




[ Jogging back home, Shisui waits for a reply. Rather, he hopes for a reply~ ]


ooc: He doesn't know whose number it is, so anyone can reply. Except maybe Itachi. And Sasuke. He knows your numbers by heart D: 

Comments

[murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com]

[Glances at the text- the number isn't in her contacts list so it's probably no one important.]

Nope. Not at all. Should I?

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

[ You get a reply back in an hour or so. ]

Who are you?!

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Aww c'mon, don't do this to me. It took me a whole year to find your number </3

[murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com]

... A year? And you still expect me to remember you?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ Just came out of the shower, so it takes him a while to wonder why some random person is texting him... Grinning, he texts back~ ]

Someone you know. Or may not know.

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

[ Between munching on his sandwich and watching his show, Deidara sends out another quick text. ]

I'm pretty sure I don't know you. The whole 'gorgeous' thing confirmed it.

/was too tempting 8D /texts

[pierced-paper.livejournal.com]

....HELLO?

/wants to play 20 questions so bad fff

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

You may have to remind me... sorry!

....|8

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

....That's not what you said last time :( When will you begin to understand that I truly do love you?

whahaha sameeeee

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Oh come now, babe. You remember me (:

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ And then there's another text almost immediately ]

...What're you wearing right now?

XDD

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Hey angel. Miss me?

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

Um. Can you give me a clue to who you are?

Ehehehe

[murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com]

Uh, was I drunk last time? Or about to fuck you? Because that'd explain.. whatever I said.

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

[CHUCKS PHONE AT WALL I mean- bluuuuush.]

Excuse me?

/assumes its Hashi or Pein :|

[pierced-paper.livejournal.com]

That depends, did you miss me?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Fine. Handsome, then. [ He catches on that this is a guy he's texting~ Although in reality he might have still confused Dei for a woman... ]

rofl

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ Ohoho~ ]

You would miss me only if I missed you? :(
But yes, I did. Very much...

[pierced-paper.livejournal.com]

...You know, we are at work together every day, you could have just stopped to see me at any time.

ahhhh shishi what are you saying D:

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

It was an actual fuck, not an 'about to'. We did it a few times before you passed out. [ Drying his hair faster and grinning like an idiot~ ]

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Sorry about that. I meant to ask, favorite color?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

I could have. Then again, I wanted to try this out~ How is work?

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

It's fine! ... And orange, I guess?

[For the better half of her life she probably was afraid of offending the other colours by choosing one over the other. :|
And h-hey wasn't she asking the questions?]

<3 this isn't gonna end well xD

[murasaki-sabaku.livejournal.com]

Right.. So, you fell in love with me because we fucked a few times. Yeah, I still have no idea who you are. [Although she doesn't exactly make a point of remember who she sleeps with.]

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

[ He won't be the first! :| ]

That's better. Now, who is this?