The psychology of anonymous flattery... and sexual harassment >.>

[shunshin_no_shishi]

[ On the way home after a rather refreshing run through the woods, Shisui stops by the store to get something quick to eat... when he chances upon a collection of prepaid cell phones. After much debating with himself, Shisui convinces himself that he should probably get one, and purchases a pink phone over the counter~ ]

[ On the way home, he comes within range of somebody's number and grins, sending a text to it... ]




Hello gorgeous! Remember me?




[ Jogging back home, Shisui waits for a reply. Rather, he hopes for a reply~ ]


ooc: He doesn't know whose number it is, so anyone can reply. Except maybe Itachi. And Sasuke. He knows your numbers by heart D: 

Comments

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

[ Between munching on his sandwich and watching his show, Deidara sends out another quick text. ]

I'm pretty sure I don't know you. The whole 'gorgeous' thing confirmed it.

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Fine. Handsome, then. [ He catches on that this is a guy he's texting~ Although in reality he might have still confused Dei for a woman... ]

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

[ He won't be the first! :| ]

That's better. Now, who is this?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Huh.
...So you really don't remember me?

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid not. Don't take it the hard way, I'm sure you didn't disappoint.

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Well that's too bad. We have an appointment today ):

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

....An appointment?

[ Wait, he can't be possibly talking to one of the people in his anger management class. He's going to kill someone! ]

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

More like a date. You wrote it on my arm before I left. [ He has no idea who he's fooling around with |: ]

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

If you get my name right, I'll believe you. [ Deidara is amused. What a charming little troll Shisui is. ]

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Shucks. Not fair! It was all smudged when I rolled over my side in the morning. [ You have no idea how disappointed he really is ._. ]

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

That's too bad. Don't worry, though! I have a feeling that we will meet again, and when that day comes-- I'll make sure that you remember my name.

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

...That sounds like a threat. Are you threatening me? </3

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

[ Deidara's ways of flirting: Threatening people. ]

I would never do that.

|:

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

.... Even after I tell you that the real reason I contacted you was to inform you I've got a bad case of Gonorrhoea?