The psychology of anonymous flattery... and sexual harassment >.>

[shunshin_no_shishi]

[ On the way home after a rather refreshing run through the woods, Shisui stops by the store to get something quick to eat... when he chances upon a collection of prepaid cell phones. After much debating with himself, Shisui convinces himself that he should probably get one, and purchases a pink phone over the counter~ ]

[ On the way home, he comes within range of somebody's number and grins, sending a text to it... ]




Hello gorgeous! Remember me?




[ Jogging back home, Shisui waits for a reply. Rather, he hopes for a reply~ ]


ooc: He doesn't know whose number it is, so anyone can reply. Except maybe Itachi. And Sasuke. He knows your numbers by heart D: 

Comments

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

My turn? Oh! Are you a morning or evening person?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Definitely a morning person. I don't mind staying up late, though. As long as I get at least four hours of sleep.

Ice cream or pudding?

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

They're better together, I think.

Cats or dogs?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Ah. Neither for me. Unless it's sugar free. But that's kind of rare...

Dogs! What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of... leather~?

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

Leather... shoes?

You-?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Leather? Collar... ;D

String?

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

Ahh.

... String?

HE IS THINKING ABOUT G-STRINGS...

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

...Yes. First word that comes to mind when you think of 'string'?

WHY, SHISUI? POOR GIRL ALDSKJ

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

Cat's cradle..? But I suppose that's two words...

;DD

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Try again :D

xD The thread with Konan ahaha.

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

... Knot?

lololol yessss

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

That'll work.

Your turn :D

Re: lololol yessss

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

Am I asking about you or thinking of a word now? @@

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Uhm. I think it was your turn to ask me a question :)

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

Okay. Are you Kiba-kun?

[He answered dogs. .-.]

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Depends. Which Kiba are you talking about? ;)

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

Kiba with brown hair and Aka... now you're just teasing me, aren't you?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Haha no no! Well, I am not that Kiba ;)

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

... You're not?! But I don't think I know another Kiba...

[cagedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

...Who's texting you so fervently, Hinata? _{[ froooown ]}

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

[Almost drops phone in surprise!]

An-anunknownnumber…. but at first they asked whether I remembered them andthenweaskedalotofquestionsandIhadassumeditwasKiba-kun,becauseonlyKiba-kunwoulddothat, but they’re not and now-I-I… don’t... know.

[cagedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

...I see. _{[ Oh Neji. Only you would be able to make sense of all that jumbling of words... |D ]}

......May I? _{[ holds out hand for phone ]}

[shugohakke.livejournal.com]

… O-of course. [JUST. TAKE IT OFF HER.]

[cagedbydestiny.livejournal.com]

_{[ Neji of course, takes Hinata's phone without a second glance and begins furiously texting! >:| ]}

I don't know who you are or how you acquired this number... but if you do not cease and desist your ridiculous texting immediately, I'll call the police, pay them an exorbitant amount of money to track the signal from your cellular device, and I will cut you into tiny pieces and then bury you where no one will ever find your body.

Is that clear?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ ghrogorhvnjlj UM. Okay so this isn't fun anymore D: Shisui deletes the number off his list and decides he'll text someone else. Dang. Yeah, he'll have to think about where to put the phone after all this o.o Uncle Madara's house seems like the best idea... Yep. That way, everyone'll beat him up :D ]