The psychology of anonymous flattery... and sexual harassment >.>

[shunshin_no_shishi]

[ On the way home after a rather refreshing run through the woods, Shisui stops by the store to get something quick to eat... when he chances upon a collection of prepaid cell phones. After much debating with himself, Shisui convinces himself that he should probably get one, and purchases a pink phone over the counter~ ]

[ On the way home, he comes within range of somebody's number and grins, sending a text to it... ]




Hello gorgeous! Remember me?




[ Jogging back home, Shisui waits for a reply. Rather, he hopes for a reply~ ]


ooc: He doesn't know whose number it is, so anyone can reply. Except maybe Itachi. And Sasuke. He knows your numbers by heart D: 

Comments

[pierced-paper.livejournal.com]

...You are a bad man.

No more photos for you. ;)

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

You're such a tease!

...You even got my jeans all tight just thinking about you. What am I going to do about that? :(

[pierced-paper.livejournal.com]

That is not problem, you started this by texting me. You never told me you got a new number by the way. :(

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Ah yes. I just got it today.
Aww come on, Ko! Just a peek? A button? Something? Anything? PLEASE?

[pierced-paper.livejournal.com]

This is the only one you are getting.

[You get a photo of her legs, but that is it]

[firewood-senju.livejournal.com]

[ Has helped himself to Konan's house (let's pretend he has a key) and walks in straight to the living room... Only to find Ko looking all sexy and hurrr in that cowgirl outfit~ ]

Woah. Is it... an anniversary or something? Because I think I might have forgotten... [ Yep, he is also wearing jeans and a tee~ ]

[pierced-paper.livejournal.com]

Hashi-

H-how did you get here so fast? [Looks really startled]

[firewood-senju.livejournal.com]

What did you mean I got here real fast...? [ Locks the door behind him and plunks on the couch, pulling her into his lap. ] Were you taking pictures~ [ He heard that odd click just as he got in, and she has her phone in her hand, so he's just connecting the dots~ ]

[pierced-paper.livejournal.com]

You said you were at home meeting with your lawyers..

... [Of course I was taking pict-]

...Can I see your new phone?

[firewood-senju.livejournal.com]

Uhm. The meeting ended an hour ago... [ Shisui got lucky with the details, didn't he~? ]

[ Oi. He was just kissing her neck. Why did you have to ask questions, Ko? ] ...New phone? I don't have one. [ He looks at her all confused, producing his old phone out of his back pocket. ]

[pierced-paper.livejournal.com]

...But just ten minutes ago you-

....

[Okay she is gettin gout of your lap now and standing up, with a look not far from "deer in the headlights" ]

...Then who was I texting?

[firewood-senju.livejournal.com]

...Ko...? [ Right, now he's a little worried here~ He stands up as well, reaching for her hand and pulling her close. ]

Texting...? You weren't texting me, if that's what you were thinking D:

[pierced-paper.livejournal.com]

.... [And now the blushing starts]

But they said they were you! Well not exactly. but.. [She flails for amoment before just putting her phone into his hands and scurrying off to the kitchen "for some water"]

[firewood-senju.livejournal.com]

What.. who? [ He hardly has any time to formulate a sentence before she puts her phone into his hands. The first thing he does then is look through her messages, trying to figure out what the heck she was talking about. And then he sees them |: The bastard even knew who she was! Why else would they call her 'Ko'?! ]

[ He is also walking to the kitchen about this time, brows knitted in a V. Oh and... there's that picture of Konan in her sexy outfit, and then there is... one of her legs. Ohdamn. ] You... You sent this guy pictures of yourself without even making sure who it was...?! [ Nope. He is not happy |: ]

[pierced-paper.livejournal.com]

I thought it was you! The lawyer meeting, E-even the T-shirt and jeans.. calling me Ko.. I didn't have a reason to think otherwise...

[Is not going to look at him right now and will stare at the floor- the wall- the sink- anything instead]

[firewood-senju.livejournal.com]

Everybody wears T-shirts and jeans. I would have told you if I was getting a new number. Or at least sent you a message with my name on it to avoid confusion.

... What if... Tch! Ko! [ He is staring angrily at those pictures. Angry at the douchebag who asked for them, not at her. ] What if he's a serial killer or rapist or something! Or a stalker... or... I don't know! Why would you send pictures!

[ And then, another message comes through from the anonymous texter, Konan's message-tone beeping loud and the phone vibrating in his hands. He clicks read immediately, only to find: Hot damn! Are you sitting on that couch yet? Spread those gorgeous legs for me~ ]

....

[ Oh, this silence? This is Hashirama's rage boiling up inside~ He puts the phone on the counter for her to see as well. And then another text comes through: Hnngh...What are you wearing under that skirt? Mind if I sneak my hand up there and find out~? ]

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[pierced-paper.livejournal.com]

I thought it was you! I wasn't going to send any dirty pictures or anything, and its not as if I would ever disclosed where I lived or anything, after all I thought it was you!

I thought you were asking for them.. that is the only reason... [She looks up as she hears the phone vibrate again]

.... What did it say? [She picks it up to read and]


.... Who is it? They obviously know us...

[firewood-senju.livejournal.com]

I'll find out who it is. [ He grits this out, and reaches for her phone. Snatching it away from her, he dials the unknown caller. There is silence on the other end when the caller picks up. ]

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?!

[ There is still silence on the other end, which irks Hashirama. ]

IF YOU TEXT THIS NUMBER AGAIN, I WILL PERSONALLY HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP YOUR BALLS OUT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH?! ANOTHER PEEP FROM YOU AND I WILL TRACK THIS NUM-- [ ...and the line goes dead! ]

FUCK! [ He slams the phone down on the counter and just... BREATHES really hard. ] Ko. Don't you ever. EVER. Send anybody your pictures. Not even me. I don't want anyone to do anything to you, Ko. [ His voice is somewhat calm now, although still a little edgy. ] I don't want to see anything bad happen to you. I'm not... I'm not trying to be controlling or anything, but... [ He looks at her now... ]

[pierced-paper.livejournal.com]

.....

[She has never seen him angry before, ever, especially not with her. She just continues to look down at the floor, to be honest he is a little scary when he is so mad and she flinches when the phone is slammed back down onto the counter]

...... [And she is not going to say anything ; ;]

[firewood-senju.livejournal.com]

[ He notices the change in her, aware that she is quite afraid of him right now. He frowns to himself for this, mentally kicking himself for losing his temper like that. It was not something he did often, it was not a side of him he was proud of. ]

[ He takes her hat off and puts it on the counter, running his fingers through her hair. ] I'll alert the service provider so they can freeze the idiot's number, okay? That way your pictures won't go viral, especially if they can track down the phone and user. [ Leans in and places a kiss on her cheek. ] I'll call them right away, okay..?

[ Pulls out his phone and dials the service provider... ]

[pierced-paper.livejournal.com]

A-alright... I shall be right back..

[She scurries off to the bathroom, mostly to just dab her eyes dry and then change into jeans and a sweater before coming back]

[firewood-senju.livejournal.com]

[ Finishes calling, leaving a few threats here and there, a few coercive statements now and then, and he finally gets them to freeze that number. ] It's done. They're working on it.

[ And when he looks up at Konan, he immediately notices the change in outfit and the red eyes... Feeling like a dick right now, Hashirama curses to himself under his breath. ] ...Ko...? [ Voice has dropped to a soft whisper, guilt-laden now as he moves away from the counter and towards her. ]

[pierced-paper.livejournal.com]

[She just shakes her head a little as she walks back over to him] Sorry I.. just.. had to go use the bathroom and.. ]Nope, still not looking at him D:]

[firewood-senju.livejournal.com]

[ Meets her midway and embraces her ] No, I'm sorry. I'm not mad at you, Ko. I really am not. I was just worried and angry at the person who texted you in the first place... I was just worried is all. I overreacted, I'm sorry... [ Presses a kiss to the top of her head ]

[pierced-paper.livejournal.com]

But it's my fault.. Even thought I thought it was you, I never checked, and I.. [She just hugs him instead of continuing to talk because her voice is faltering a little]