YAOI 8DD

Dec. 12th, 2011 10:03 pm
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Shisui is in his office, legs extended and crossed on his desk, looking at yaoi manga. You probably can tell because his cheeks are pink, and the apple he is eating has only a nibble in its side.

8D Come on, walk in on him~




[ooc: FFF YOU GUYSSSS Wake up!! D: Get this place alive and kicking and full of crazy. Seriously. I might even get Shishi to get in some LCD so they all can go Acid trippin ]

Date: 2011-12-13 06:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
Mm. He is on medication. And yes, he is annoying, especially when he chooses not to take his medication >.>

Temari is... Well, maybe it's not her that needs special attention, but consider it a precaution? She is extremely violent at times. [ He chuckles here ] Every girl? Angry?

[ vhfvhbfklvhblfk BLUSHES and looks down at his shirt, fiddling with the last button ] I was bored... >.< [ But uhm, yeah, he was into that kind of stuff >.> Been brought up by a violently sexual uncle did stuff to his braiiiiin ]

Date: 2011-12-13 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deranged-art.livejournal.com
Well, not every girl. Only most of them.

[ He flips a page casually before running his fingers through his hair. He’s not even making any eye contact with Shisui. Too busy with the book. ]

That’s not an excuse. What if a student walks in to find you playing with yourself, hmm? [ He smirks down at him. ] I wonder what would the principle say!

Date: 2011-12-13 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
Jeez. You must be really bad with the ladies, Deidara. [ Because he never had trouble with them. Then again, with the exception of Temari, the reason he got along with them was probably because he was gay and didn't seem like much of a threat to them? |8 ]

I wasn't playing with myself! [ No, but the tent in his pants say otherwise >.> Stop embarrassing him Dei D: Shisui pulls down his shirt harder when Deidara smirks down at him, but holds that gaze because oh no you don't D< Don't you dare go telling Itachi what he'd been doing! ]

He-- probably would ask me to lock the door. I hope...

Date: 2011-12-13 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deranged-art.livejournal.com
I’m just honest. Clearly they don’t like honest men. [ He shrugs, not really bothered by it. He looks through another page, leaning slightly against his other hand. ]

You were about to! [ He would never tell Itachi, but it was fun teasing him about it. Only because he knew they were going out and such. ] I’m pretty sure this is illegal. The school might face serious chargers, you know.

Date: 2011-12-13 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
Well. I'm honest too. Perhaps not brutally honest, but I have my ways? [ This explains why Deidara had no girlfriend. Aha. Perhaps he could pull some strings and-- No no no, let's not get carried away here. ]

Are you trying to get me in trouble? [ Waves his hand here, dismissing the idea ] Serious charges for just a book? It wasn't like I was showing it to the students |: And... [ smirks ] You're reading it too, you know~

Date: 2011-12-13 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deranged-art.livejournal.com
I'm sure you do. [ He glares at him momentarily. Shisui better stop trying to analyze him. His issues with women is not the problem here. ]

Masturbating in public. It's a crime, un. I could report you. [ He waves the book right in front of Shisui. ]

Just imagine-- if one of the students walked in ... [ He leans closer. ] -and caught you pleasuring yourself- [ His figure is towering over the other. ] -What would you do then? You'll probably never land another job again. [ And he's practically in his face. ]

What do you have to say to defend yourself?

Date: 2011-12-13 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
Obviously I do~ [ Gringrin~ He's wondering who he could pair you up with now, Dei. Uh oh. ]

What! I wasn't even touching myself! D8< Now you're just taking a little thing and making it a big dea-- [ a-ah... too close, Deidara. Too close. The main character in that book is a blond. Don't make this hard for himmmm ] That's... that's only if a student saw me.

What defense? You don't even have a case to begin with |8

Date: 2011-12-13 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deranged-art.livejournal.com
[ He will blow you up if you do such a thing. ]

Two minutes later and you would be touching yourself. Don't lie, un. [ He parts his lips, leaning in and-- pressing their foreheads together, only briefly, as if headbutting him. ] I can still report you. It won't look good on your record.

I have a pretty strong case. [ He pulls away, still holding the book up. ] I got the prove right here.

Date: 2011-12-13 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
[ He will still do it. Good luck trying to deter him from his mission. ]

[ hrofmgvorn What?! TOO CLOSE! ] Uh-- [ SWALLOWS, just blushing madly right now. Why so cruel Deidara? ] You can. But you won't.

[ He leans forward then and reaches out for the book, fingers curled around it, gripping it tight. ] Not if I were to take away all your evidence~

Date: 2011-12-13 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deranged-art.livejournal.com
Ah. [ He blinks before taking out his cell phone. Snap. He takes a nice shot of Shisui holding the porn book. Oh, the front cover is showing and everything. ]

Did you honestly think my evidence would be that book by itself? [ Thank you for falling into his trap. Deidara shrugged, lashes low and that cunning smirk on his face meant no good. ] You're too cute, un.

[ He moved out of the table. ] Thanks for all the information.

Date: 2011-12-13 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
[ D8< Not so fast!! You're forgetting that he's super fast, and he's already recovered enough to reach out for your phone, Deidara. Unfortunately, he has grabbed you before you can get off the desk, in quite a compromising position (sorry~), and you may or may not feel his chin brushing your shoulder when he leans forward and curls his fingers over your phone (and maybe around your fingers also. oops), snatching it away before you can blink and then chuckling as he rolls over on the desk, lying flat while he browsed through the pictures and started deleting the correct one~ He also bursts out laughing at an old text message he'd anonymously sent that one night he felt like fooling around with people 8D ] You seriously still have this??

Date: 2011-12-13 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deranged-art.livejournal.com
[ There was only silence from Deidara's end, and if you look close enough- he was, somewhat, shivering.

This would be the best time to remember his anger management classes, but he really wanted to hurt the other. He walked up to him and snatched the phone from his grasp, shoving it inside his pocket. ]


Don't touch my phone, Uchiha.

LOL DEI IS LIKE THE WEATHER XD

Date: 2011-12-13 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
[ And the phone was gone. Just like that. But he still managed to get that picture deleted. Wait. Or did he accidentally upload it onto Facebook?! D8 ]

Oi... [ What what. He may have figured out the key to why Deidara was single! ]

Hn. [ He sits up on his desk, legs crossed now, chin resting in his hand as he tilted his head and looked at the blond. ] I won't if you stop taking pictures of me without my permission. That's illegal too, y'know. [ Just smiling at you, not mocking or anything. That's just the way he is. ]

He's very special, yes c:

Date: 2011-12-13 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deranged-art.livejournal.com
[ In all honesty, he's not looking.

Deidara, along with his anger issues, knew very well he was a difficult person. He didn't expect anyone to understand him. He's not asking anyone to understand him. He was pretty content in being alone for the rest of his life.

He scowls, but his tone is surprisingly calm. ]


I keep a lot of private stuff in my phone. Don't touch again. Got it?

as he should be, A TICKING BOMB 8D

Date: 2011-12-13 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
[ FFF Artists. Why so dramatic~? ]

[ He raises his hand here, palm facing up, a gesture of surrender ] Aye.

[ There's an awkward pause here, because he knows he'd gone and done something wrong. Well, it wasn't entirely his fault, but Shisui knows that he can't really go to bed at night with a head full of guilt. In this case, 30% guilt. ] Sorry... about that. And... [ scratches his chin gently ] for earlier.

[ LOL This second sorry is for the texting thing he did a few months ago. Quite the delayed apology there Shisui, you dumbass. ]

Exactly! :|

Date: 2011-12-13 06:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deranged-art.livejournal.com
[ Nobody understands their paaaaaain.

He narrows his eyes, huffing and turning to the side with his arms folded against his chest. ]


I had a feeling it was you. [ That incident didn't bother him at all. It was one of those things that he was good at ignoring. ]

You're horrible in lying, you know that?

Date: 2011-12-13 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
[ He's just going to stare at his hands now. And then shrug. ] Yeah, been told that many times.

[ He looks up at Deidara then, face just a question mark. ] So umm. Other than that old text and the picture, I swear I didn't read or see anything. [ Actually, he wants to know if you'd still talk to him after this D: ]

Date: 2011-12-14 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deranged-art.livejournal.com
I know.

[ Honey, if you'd seen the stuff in his phone, they wouldn't be having such a normal conversation. He knew Shisui is being honest here. Still-

He brings his hand up to rub at his forehead. Tch, he could feel a headache coming. ]


If you plan on reading porn, make sure to lock your door next time.

Date: 2011-12-14 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
[ Aww man, he knew that look all too well. People seemed to get that often when they spoke to him. So here, have a Shisui hold out a packet of panadol (or aspirin if you're from the US). It's got For headaches resulting from interaction with the head-doctor written neatly in somebody else's hand and taped to the front. A little sentimental something a colleague from university had left him at their lab when working together~ ]

Will keep that in mind.

Date: 2011-12-14 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deranged-art.livejournal.com
[ He blinks at the offered painkillers, and then spotting the hand writing— it earned Shisui a smile from the blond. ] Yeah, I’m glad I’m not the only one who finds you annoying, un. [ He reached over to take two pills and swallows them at once.

He sighs, stretching his arms up. ]
Anyway, thanks for the, uh, information.
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
Oi oi [ His expression is something in between a frown and a pout and he's ruffling his already horribly messy hair. ]

I'm not annoying. It's just that everyone else is so damn uptight all the time.

[ Swinging his legs off the side of the table, Shisui jumps down, standing in front of Deidara now. No more tent in pants, you are safe from nightmares~ ]

[ He extends his hand out in a handshake. Elite upbringing and all that, it has been hammered into their brains that one can never know another gentleman without engaging in a formal handshake. Shisui forgot that the first time they met, and at the Halloween party he was totally not himself to remember, but now... Now he was determined to change that. ]

He does.

Date: 2011-12-14 12:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deranged-art.livejournal.com
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Uchiha.

[ He was about to leave, that is before Shisui offered his hand to shake. Deidara responds by staring at him for a long time. Is he serious? Who in his right mind would ask for a hand shake? His lips curled up, amused. ]

I’m not that mean. [ He would totally pull this trick on Itachi, and let him get bitten. But Shisui didn’t do anything horrible to him to deserve this. So, he lifts his hand up, exposing his palm to the other. Shisui is greeted by a wide, toothy grin. ]

oh wow

Date: 2011-12-14 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
[ There a cheeky little smile there at that comment, and it remains for as long as Deidara stares at him. But that smile is totally wiped off when he notices Deidara's hand.. grinning back at him |8 ]

[ Cue a long moment of silence here, and maybe his jaw drops a little... ]

A-ah..?

[ His eyes light up like a child's, so excited at this discovery, and his gaze shoots to Deidara's other hand. ]

On that one too?!

Date: 2011-12-14 12:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deranged-art.livejournal.com
Mm. [ Ever so casually, he brings up his other hand, exposing the other mouth. Lips parted, tongue hanging out as if eager to taste the Uchiha. Maybe it was, Deidara keeps it to himself. ]

They bite. Therefore, I can’t shake your hand, or anyone’s. [ When he looks back at Shisui, there is a wicked smirk on his face. ]

There’s a third mouth.

say hello to pervert Uchiha~

Date: 2011-12-14 12:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hydrophobicity.livejournal.com
Holy shit. [ He has gotten so close to touching them, but his finger retracts when Deidara says they bite O.o But ahhh, this was. This was almost like having super powers! His eyes are still wide with amazement~ ]

My god... [ Being a man of science, (although Psychology wasn't necessarily classified as such, he still had degrees in Medicine and whatnot, which technically gives him the right to call himself a 'man of Science')curiosity gets the better of him and he brings Dei's wrists closer for inspection. ]

You must be amazing in bed!

[ Still beaming in amazement~ ] Are you serious? Where?!

oh dear

From: [identity profile] deranged-art.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-12-14 01:17 pm (UTC) - Expand

maybe ... <_<

From: [identity profile] deranged-art.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-12-14 05:20 pm (UTC) - Expand

from all the drinking? ffff

From: [identity profile] deranged-art.livejournal.com - Date: 2011-12-14 05:59 pm (UTC) - Expand

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