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shunshin_no_shishiShisui is in his office, legs extended and crossed on his desk, looking at yaoi manga. You probably can tell because his cheeks are pink, and the apple he is eating has only a nibble in its side.
8D Come on, walk in on him~
[ooc: FFF YOU GUYSSSS Wake up!! D: Get this place alive and kicking and full of crazy. Seriously.I might even get Shishi to get in some LCD so they all can go Acid trippin ]
8D Come on, walk in on him~
[ooc: FFF YOU GUYSSSS Wake up!! D: Get this place alive and kicking and full of crazy. Seriously.
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Date: 2011-12-13 06:56 am (UTC)Temari is... Well, maybe it's not her that needs special attention, but consider it a precaution? She is extremely violent at times. [ He chuckles here ] Every girl? Angry?
[ vhfvhbfklvhblfk BLUSHES and looks down at his shirt, fiddling with the last button ] I was bored... >.< [ But uhm, yeah, he was into that kind of stuff >.> Been brought up by a violently sexual uncle did stuff to his braiiiiin ]
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Date: 2011-12-13 01:12 pm (UTC)[ He flips a page casually before running his fingers through his hair. He’s not even making any eye contact with Shisui. Too busy with the book. ]
That’s not an excuse. What if a student walks in to find you playing with yourself, hmm? [ He smirks down at him. ] I wonder what would the principle say!
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Date: 2011-12-13 01:32 pm (UTC)I wasn't playing with myself! [ No, but the tent in his pants say otherwise >.> Stop embarrassing him Dei D: Shisui pulls down his shirt harder when Deidara smirks down at him, but holds that gaze because oh no you don't D< Don't you dare go telling Itachi what he'd been doing! ]
He-- probably would ask me to lock the door. I hope...
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Date: 2011-12-13 02:17 pm (UTC)You were about to! [ He would never tell Itachi, but it was fun teasing him about it. Only because he knew they were going out and such. ] I’m pretty sure this is illegal. The school might face serious chargers, you know.
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Date: 2011-12-13 02:34 pm (UTC)Are you trying to get me in trouble? [ Waves his hand here, dismissing the idea ] Serious charges for just a book? It wasn't like I was showing it to the students |: And... [ smirks ] You're reading it too, you know~
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Date: 2011-12-13 03:33 pm (UTC)Masturbating in public. It's a crime, un. I could report you. [ He waves the book right in front of Shisui. ]
Just imagine-- if one of the students walked in ... [ He leans closer. ] -and caught you pleasuring yourself- [ His figure is towering over the other. ] -What would you do then? You'll probably never land another job again. [ And he's practically in his face. ]
What do you have to say to defend yourself?
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Date: 2011-12-13 03:48 pm (UTC)What! I wasn't even touching myself! D8< Now you're just taking a little thing and making it a big dea-- [ a-ah... too close, Deidara. Too close. The main character in that book is a blond. Don't make this hard for himmmm ] That's... that's only if a student saw me.
What defense? You don't even have a case to begin with |8
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Date: 2011-12-13 04:01 pm (UTC)Two minutes later and you would be touching yourself. Don't lie, un. [ He parts his lips, leaning in and-- pressing their foreheads together, only briefly, as if headbutting him. ] I can still report you. It won't look good on your record.
I have a pretty strong case. [ He pulls away, still holding the book up. ] I got the prove right here.
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Date: 2011-12-13 04:13 pm (UTC)[ hrofmgvorn What?! TOO CLOSE! ] Uh-- [ SWALLOWS, just blushing madly right now. Why so cruel Deidara? ] You can. But you won't.
[ He leans forward then and reaches out for the book, fingers curled around it, gripping it tight. ] Not if I were to take away all your evidence~
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Date: 2011-12-13 04:31 pm (UTC)Did you honestly think my evidence would be that book by itself? [ Thank you for falling into his trap. Deidara shrugged, lashes low and that cunning smirk on his face meant no good. ] You're too cute, un.
[ He moved out of the table. ] Thanks for all the information.
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Date: 2011-12-13 04:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-12-13 06:14 pm (UTC)This would be the best time to remember his anger management classes, but he really wanted to hurt the other. He walked up to him and snatched the phone from his grasp, shoving it inside his pocket. ]
Don't touch my phone, Uchiha.
LOL DEI IS LIKE THE WEATHER XD
Date: 2011-12-13 06:22 pm (UTC)Oi... [ What what. He may have figured out the key to why Deidara was single! ]
Hn. [ He sits up on his desk, legs crossed now, chin resting in his hand as he tilted his head and looked at the blond. ] I won't if you stop taking pictures of me without my permission. That's illegal too, y'know. [ Just smiling at you, not mocking or anything. That's just the way he is. ]
He's very special, yes c:
Date: 2011-12-13 06:30 pm (UTC)Deidara, along with his anger issues, knew very well he was a difficult person. He didn't expect anyone to understand him. He's not asking anyone to understand him. He was pretty content in being alone for the rest of his life.
He scowls, but his tone is surprisingly calm. ]
I keep a lot of private stuff in my phone. Don't touch again. Got it?
as he should be, A TICKING BOMB 8D
Date: 2011-12-13 06:41 pm (UTC)[ He raises his hand here, palm facing up, a gesture of surrender ] Aye.
[ There's an awkward pause here, because he knows he'd gone and done something wrong. Well, it wasn't entirely his fault, but Shisui knows that he can't really go to bed at night with a head full of guilt. In this case, 30% guilt. ] Sorry... about that. And... [ scratches his chin gently ] for earlier.
[ LOL This second sorry is for the texting thing he did a few months ago. Quite the delayed apology there Shisui, you dumbass. ]
Exactly! :|
Date: 2011-12-13 06:50 pm (UTC)He narrows his eyes, huffing and turning to the side with his arms folded against his chest. ]
I had a feeling it was you. [ That incident didn't bother him at all. It was one of those things that he was good at ignoring. ]
You're horrible in lying, you know that?
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Date: 2011-12-13 07:01 pm (UTC)[ He looks up at Deidara then, face just a question mark. ] So umm. Other than that old text and the picture, I swear I didn't read or see anything. [ Actually, he wants to know if you'd still talk to him after this D: ]
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Date: 2011-12-14 03:08 am (UTC)[ Honey, if you'd seen the stuff in his phone, they wouldn't be having such a normal conversation. He knew Shisui is being honest here. Still-
He brings his hand up to rub at his forehead. Tch, he could feel a headache coming. ]
If you plan on reading porn, make sure to lock your door next time.
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Date: 2011-12-14 03:30 am (UTC)Will keep that in mind.
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Date: 2011-12-14 11:36 am (UTC)He sighs, stretching his arms up. ] Anyway, thanks for the, uh, information.
does Dei have his hand-mouths? If so Shishi doesn't know about them~
Date: 2011-12-14 11:50 am (UTC)I'm not annoying. It's just that everyone else is so damn uptight all the time.
[ Swinging his legs off the side of the table, Shisui jumps down, standing in front of Deidara now. No more tent in pants, you are safe from nightmares~ ]
[ He extends his hand out in a handshake. Elite upbringing and all that, it has been hammered into their brains that one can never know another gentleman without engaging in a formal handshake. Shisui forgot that the first time they met, and at the Halloween party he was totally not himself to remember, but now... Now he was determined to change that. ]
He does.
Date: 2011-12-14 12:09 pm (UTC)[ He was about to leave, that is before Shisui offered his hand to shake. Deidara responds by staring at him for a long time. Is he serious? Who in his right mind would ask for a hand shake? His lips curled up, amused. ]
I’m not that mean. [ He would totally pull this trick on Itachi, and let him get bitten. But Shisui didn’t do anything horrible to him to deserve this. So, he lifts his hand up, exposing his palm to the other. Shisui is greeted by a wide, toothy grin. ]
oh wow
Date: 2011-12-14 12:21 pm (UTC)[ Cue a long moment of silence here, and maybe his jaw drops a little... ]
A-ah..?
[ His eyes light up like a child's, so excited at this discovery, and his gaze shoots to Deidara's other hand. ]
On that one too?!
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Date: 2011-12-14 12:31 pm (UTC)They bite. Therefore, I can’t shake your hand, or anyone’s. [ When he looks back at Shisui, there is a wicked smirk on his face. ]
There’s a third mouth.
say hello to pervert Uchiha~
Date: 2011-12-14 12:47 pm (UTC)My god... [ Being a man of science, (although Psychology wasn't necessarily classified as such, he still had degrees in Medicine and whatnot, which technically gives him the right to call himself a 'man of Science')curiosity gets the better of him and he brings Dei's wrists closer for inspection. ]
You must be amazing in bed!
[ Still beaming in amazement~ ] Are you serious? Where?!
oh dear
From:oh dear indeed 8D He will forever pester him now to find out how they work~ SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH
From:Deidara is NOT HAPPY. then again, when is he happy?
From:D: Lighten up Deidara. They need to go drinking together sometime >.> dramatic artists~
From:Deidara is a horrible drunk. You don't want to do that :|
From:maybe if he gets him drunk he'd be able to find out where the fourth mouth is 8D
From:maybe ... <_<
From:...Outcomes may not be very memorable though D:
From:from all the drinking? ffff
From:....from the aftermath of what they will find themselves in the next morning D:
From:yeah, it won't be pretty
From:pretty sure the cops will be involved, and they'll wake up in the same jail cell ;D
From:...they shouldn't go out drinking then :|
From:b'aww D: I keep picturing them as Harold n Kumar @ Guantanamo Bay. Dei= Harold. Shishi, Kumar |8
From:omg lmao! XD
From:which is why they should 8D bomb their way our of prison or go batshit crazy on warden
From:Deidara is used to drinking, he can tolerate it you know :|
From:This guy can too, but probably not as much as Dei. He becomes a whole other person~
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