YAOI 8DD

[shunshin_no_shishi]

Shisui is in his office, legs extended and crossed on his desk, looking at yaoi manga. You probably can tell because his cheeks are pink, and the apple he is eating has only a nibble in its side.

8D Come on, walk in on him~




[ooc: FFF YOU GUYSSSS Wake up!! D: Get this place alive and kicking and full of crazy. Seriously. I might even get Shishi to get in some LCD so they all can go Acid trippin ]

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[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

[ Well, he's not here for himself. Deidara was on a mission, but that's forgotten for now because he walked into this!

He's been standing there for a while; one hand on his hip, the other holding his cigarette between his middle and index finger. ]

... Oi.

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ Deidara! Don't you know you're not supposed to be smoking in the building? D: ]

[ But ahem. Deidara's voice startles him and he abruptly straightens up, blushing even redder, finding a place to hide the book D8 ]

Er a-ah... Uhm. Hey. [ Not gonna meet your eye~ ] Sorry, I was doing a bit of reading. Did I keep you waiting?

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

[ Shisui. Don't you know that you're not allowed to read porn in the building?

That's right. So-- he'll keep his cigarette thank you very much! ]

--Yeah? What were you reading, un? [ Gana play the innocent card here. ]

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ Just gonna laugh awkwardly now and stuff the book in the waste paper basket under his desk. ]

Ah, nothing important. [ flicks his wrist ] Just some article on... [ He looks around for a word, because none is coming to mind, and then spots the actual article sitting on his desk. He glances back at Deidara then ] adrenoleukodistrophy... [ Yeah. Don't ask why the article is on his desk and why he threw the book in the bin >.> ]

So... uhm... [ Forever crossing his legs~ ] Did- did we have an appointment?

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

Is that so? [ He moved closer and settled on his desk, throwing his leg over the other. ] I'm interested in reading that article since I came to ask you about my students, un.

[ He looks down at the Uchiha. Stoic and dead serious. No, you're not escaping this. ]

Show me the book, un.

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Hm. What did you want to know? I'm not really allowed to say much given the confidentiality rules, you know.

[ He hands him the article, and then realizes he'd been caught, because lol, didn't Deidara already see him reading that book? The one he chucked in the bin? OH DEAR. ]

Book?...What book? D: [ Also, he's going to keep checking if his shirt is pulled down far enough to cover things >.> ]

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

I need to know if I need to keep a close eye on them. My class room is filled with sharp objects, un. [ As much as he loves them, he knew some needed some 'special' treatment. ]

The one in the bin. [ He replied dully as he regarded the article. For your sake, Shisui, he's going to ignore the 'thing' you're trying to cover. ] Hurry up.

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ Shisui groans when Deidara is so specific. Ah damn. That particular book, eh? Fine. ]

[ Bending over already in his seat, he pulls out the bin. Thankfully there were a few other TIME magazines in there, and he goes about pulling one at a time, holding each one up for Deidara as if to say see, no big deal. ]

Well, some might probably be offended if you kept them away from sharp objects, or kept the sharp objects from them. We're dealing with teenagers, so they're bound to think themselves old enough to do whatever they wanted, and any adult intervention calls for a rebellion.

[ Very carefully pulling out those magazines lol ]

But, I think the three people you may need to keep a close eye on would be Sasuke, Gaara, and his sister Temari.

[ Okay so he's down to the last book, which is obviously the book in question, and he hesitates before tossing it to the far corner of his table, front cover down. ]

You might want to keep an eye on Sasuke if sharp objects start going missing. Temari is prone to fits of rage, so in her case, she might use said objects against you. Or chairs. She's rather resourceful. Gaara. Just make sure that if anyone gets injured enough to start bleeding, they are taken away from his vicinity as soon as possible.

[ Oh and the book? It's something like like this (http://g.imagehost.org/view/0852/Togainu_Sexsual_Asphysial_01cover), a picture story about someone getting off on sexual asphyxiation >.> Shisui pulls his shirt down further, staring at the table, not looking Deidara in the eye. ]

[deranged-art.livejournal.com]

[ He’s not interested on those magazines, and as the Uchiha spoke and pulled out those magazines, Deidara took the time to finish off his smoke. ]

Mm, I know about Gaara’s problem. We spoke about it. Sasuke, well, he’s fucking annoying but I feel sorry for him as well. He’s on some sort of medication, yeah? [ Been there, done that. He knew the drill and the outcome. ]

No idea about Temari. Every girl I know is angry so—don’t think she needs special attention. [ He reached out for that ‘book’, looking somewhat bored as he went through a few pages. ]

You're really into this kind of stuff?

[inkdicks.livejournal.com]

[Time for his appointment! ;D]

.....

[He is just standing here watching you]

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ He might have loosened one shirt button and swallowed thickly just then~ Still reading that book ;D ]

have this acct since changing via phone is hassle lol

[012420.livejournal.com]

[ still watching.. although now he is silently walking further into the room.]

adstring acct? XD

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ Now his hand might slowly be travelling to his pants. Not inside, not yet. Just, resting there... Just uhm... about to do something. Something Sai should not be seeing >.< ]

yup lol

[012420.livejournal.com]

...
[ and now have one Sai walking up to the desk and leaning forward to see what you are reading.]

btw I really was reading all of this last night |: Downloaded so many XD

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ He's reading this (http://g.imagehost.org/view/0852/Togainu_Sexsual_Asphysial_01cover), something about a guy getting off on sexual asphyxiation, in pictures~ He totally does not realize that you are here, Sai, absolutely engrossed in his book. Well. At first. That is until he hears the desk creak and he starts, bringing his feet down and covering his crotch - on instinct - with the book, looking at you like a deer caught in headlights. ]

S-Sai! Ah What. Uhm. Hey. D: W-was our appointment n-now? [ Looking everywhere for his calendar. OMFG. Caught. Caught in the act by a student D8< Shisui has never been more flustered o.O ]

i will take a look later rofl

[012420.livejournal.com]

Yes sensei, our appointment is now.

....

[He also got a good look at what you were reading, Sensei]

That looks interesting. What is it about exactly?

hnngh ;D in other things, was crying to snape/lily stuff >.>

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

[ Finds his calendar, and while still pressing that book to his crotch, he reaches out and makes the calendar stand, reading off his appointments. Damn, yes, they did have an appointment right now DX ]

So it is. Uh. Uh, give me a minute, I'll be right back. [ Quickly keeps his book on his chair and strides off to the bathroom attached so he could wash his face and get his head back to normal D8< ]

[imwithteme.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't even bother knocking, just walks right into Shisui's office, letting the door slam loudly against the wall behind it.]

Oi, Uh-- have you uh... got a mi--

What's that?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

AAAAH! I-IT-IT-IT-IT-WAAAA --ER! NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! D8< [ Book is pressed so hard to his groin right now, covering the obvious tent in his pants, and Shisui is stuck between trying to stand up or stay in position, face as red as a tomato, wishing he could just disappear! D8 ]

[imwithteme.livejournal.com]

[Blink blink... staaaare. OH GOD. Instantly, he turns around, back to Shisui.]

W-W-What're you doin'? This is school yanno!?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

S-s-shutup! D8< I-I was just reading!

[ What's going through Shisui's head: JUST KILL ME NOWWW!!! >.< Oh, the embarrassment~ ]

[ M-making his way asap to the attached bathroom, book discarded on the table and a bigger dictionary pressed to his groin instead |8 ]

[imwithteme.livejournal.com]

READIN' WHAT?

[He flails for a moment, looking back over his shoulder and going bright red again.]

I just wanted t'ask like-- a question, dattebayo.

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

Something you're not supposed to know!

[ He's in the bathroom, splashing cold water on his face ]

Uhm. You can ask me.

[imwithteme.livejournal.com]

Uh-- Okay. That's real weird yanno.

[He looks over at the bathroom, blinking a few times before turning around and pressing his hand to the table.]

I could uhm, come back later?

[hydrophobicity.livejournal.com]

It's fine. Stay.

[ He comes out, holding a magazine he'd picked up from the holder just outside the bathroom, this time holding it in a way that makes things less obvious he is hiding something. ]

[ Shisui sits down in his chair behind his desk and leans forward, hands clasped on the table, magazine discarded. ] Erections aren't weird. They're pretty normal, you know? Especially when you're a guy. [ Gestures to the seat in front ] So, what did you want to ask me? [ pokerfaic ]